Myrl,
You have stolen our hearts with your great humor and your warm heart.  Today the EFFORTS gang wishes you a lot of love and happiness as you celebrate your birthday.
May this day be full of sunshine.

Below is a collection of quotes taken from letters you sent to the list this year.  Many of your EFFORTS friends took part in this scavanger hunt and helped get this together.

 
A Collection of Myrl's Famous Quotes

I was sitting around the other day just thinking and gazing into a mud
puddle when I saw a face looking back at me and I said to myself "I'm not
going to smile until you do"   I wanted to but they didn't and I got so
nervous and embarrassed that I smiled first and they smiled right back,real
friendly like. I was just wondering ----
Do you think it's silly to make friends with someone who lives
in a Mud Puddle?? 

Wouldn't you know I would be the first duck (goose) in the puddle???

My "motor mouth" is speechless. 

Get your ducks in a row.

I'm in a rebellious mood today.  Maybe I need a spanking.

You're so much like
Shake and Bake,  U helped

Poppycock, my Fanny!

One day you'll be worth a lot, like me. Silver in your hair,
gold in your teeth, lead in your feet and gas in your tummy.

I'm a candidate for the Funny Farm so don't do as I do..  Ok?

I'm so mad at me I could Spit. 

As long as I think I'm ok, I am.  Right?

This computer is giving me fits.  I swear there has to be a ghost inside my computer.  It can't be me.

(In the ER) They give me a red sucker to if I don't cry.

Guess I'm a sentimental old woman. I listened to and read with smiles and
some tears. 

I'm Myrl. the trouble maker-- you can reach me at
Myrlt@Blomand.net    anytime.

Now, Guys and Dolls-- Entertain Me .!!!


What is Myrl thinking?
1. This is NOT what I wanted for my birthday!
2.  I can't figure it out.....I just kissed him and he turned into a fish.
Oh John, I'm sooooo sorry.
3.  If this thing moves, I will have to go change my pants.
4. I know, I know.  I caught it, I clean it.
5.  Where the @#^^!)(* am I gonna find a frying pan this big.
6. JOHN..............HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPP!!





Song-"East Tennessee Blues"