Myrlisms
I smoke because my Mom and Dad loved Bob and Frank more than me. What next??
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Don't be sorry - don't expect a noodle, wet or otherwise. If it makes you feel
better to "tattle on these nerds," do it. I do, and I'm sure there are
others who feel the same way at times. Try to stay calm, be selfish enough to
think only of yourself until you can breath better. Your family can see what is
happening , but you're the only one who knows how traumatic it is. Tell your
boys how it makes you feel, and you need their support - that they are the
reason you want to live. I wish there was something more I could do than offer
my love, prayers and support. Take you medicine, relax and when you feel better-
give 'em hell. I'm with you all the way.
Bless you,
Myrl
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Thank you all for your concern. You helped me through a rough time and I
appreciate and love you for it.
Your Royalty,
Myrl
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Welcome to the Hose in the Nose Club. May you be "led around" for many
leash yanking years . Breathe easy, my friend.
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In Sharon's post she said "We can stand at W-Mart's door"... Why can't
we stand, sit or what (?) and pass any info we have and ask for public opinion
on where and how the state should spend the money. I think
I could do that for at least 1/2 a day - maybe all day. If I'm not a shocking
example of what cigarettes can do we don't have one. You guys know, that even
though I'm a shy one, I can talk. I would like to bring a little reality to the
Country and Garden Clubs . These snobs aint see nothing yet. The phrase,
"they think their shit doesn't stink, but their farts give them away"
fits perfectly. Sharon, don't wet your pants.
I can be nice and polite. Chew me out, agree or disagree..
Myrl
I left out the petition signing -- have that also.
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A warm welcome to the group. Descriptions run like one size fits all.. We're an
abnormal bunch and I'm the worst . I'm late for my own funeral. (g) - Settle in
and ask, talk and relax. We have a lot in common. Love and support for each
other at the top of the list.
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Had it not been for this illness we have, where would be tonight? Where
would we find such deep compassion and friendship? In a horrible way, it has
been a gift of humility, love for our fellow man, and taught us forgiveness.
I was sitting around the other day just thinking and gazing into
a mud puddle when I saw a face looking back at me, and I said to myself,
"I'm not going to smile until you do." I wanted to but she didn't and
I got so
nervous and embarrassed that I smiled first and she smiled right back, real
friendly like. I was just wondering ----
Do you think it's silly to make friends with someone who lives in a Mud Puddle??
Wouldn't you know I would be the first duck (goose) in the puddle???
My "motor mouth" is speechless.
Get your ducks in a row.
I'm in a rebellious mood today. Maybe I need a spanking.
You're so much like Shake and Bake, U helped!
Poppycock, my Fanny!
One day you'll be worth a lot, like me. Silver in your hair, gold in your teeth,
lead in your feet and gas in your tummy.
I'm a candidate for the Funny Farm so don't do as I do.. Ok?
I'm so mad at me I could Spit.
As long as I think I'm ok, I am. Right?
This computer is giving me fits. I swear there has to be a ghost inside my
computer. It can't be me.
(In the ER) They give me a red sucker too if I don't cry.
Guess I'm a sentimental old woman. I listened to and read with smiles and some
tears.
I'm Myrl. the trouble maker-- you can reach me at Myrlt@Blomand.net anytime.
Now, Guys and Dolls-- Entertain Me .!!!
Growing old isn't so bad with the happiness you have given me today. You are
comfortable shoes and a warm robe I can wrap myself in and feel your nearness
with love in my heart. I am blessed , having friends like you.
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Anything --- at least once, and if it's worse than baked Ground Hog -guess
who gets blamed????
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That's what I thought, but wasn't saying .... He Is a Stinker.
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I can not remember to save me. It's simple. Please, someone with a working brain
tell Everybody how it's done.
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And I copied your Sun quotes - don't care if you like it or not (g) I may can
get it into our paper. Will try.
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Just noticed where The Janitor has cleaned up his act. Are you ready for this??
He is now a Florist .
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I'm sure someone will answer that you can depend on. It Ain't me.
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You're a young whippersnapper I'm going to have to spank. I told you I'm not
blind. I don't need billboard size letters. This size is fine. Our local news is
on.. They're saying the images that are fuzzy or dim is bad for our eyes. Maybe
we should keep it neat . Ok? Behave!
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We know we're terminally ill...sure, but like a weather forecaster, saying we
can expect snow on Monday and it dosn't snow before Sunday and then only a
flurry - We have good days and bad ones . One day there will be a cure. Live --
I don't mean "alive", LIVE life with an attitude of
"tomorrow" and bless yourself with
happiness.
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Listen up you smart smarty pants. Be Kind to these New Babies. They have to
learn to walk before they run.. Besides, she is here to learn. help and post to
us... Don't we always tell them that??
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I'm so sorry you got so hurt you WET your bed.... I just wet my pants
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That's ok, even history repeats itself !! Now if I can Hit lunch ~~~~
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Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny - I have more hair than you or we could pass as twins --
Have you always got your mouth open?
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I try to keep a smiley on my puffy face and laugh at myself when I look in the
mirror and pass at least 1 grin to someone every day.
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Easy does it Honey. Attitude controls feelings.
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Can I "roll" ? If I walk I'll wet my pants.
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You are Beautiful.. inside where it counts. Keep "shaking it off and
standing up"..
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I wish we could get off this Merry Go Round and live Happily Ever After. Amen ?
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I have a 3:00 appointment with the doctor. Have to work on making myself
beautiful ~~
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Wouldn't be too sure of "fanny donations" from this gang. However-- I
know a few with much fanny to donate.
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If you were dog food I Know my dog would bury it.
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One just flew over our house squeaking like a rooster choked on corn ~ feathers
and broom straws flying
like a snow storm.... Be glad when this night is over.
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Why do we say Happy Halloween? This is eerie, ha'nts, ghosts, spine chilling,
blood curdling, rot your socks, strange groans, eyes glowing in black-satin
dark, icy fingers around your neck. You're standing there telling your feet to
run and they don't get the message 'cause the space between the brain and feet
is frozen. You can't scream so you faint.. Is that Happy???
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If everybody is spooking or gone to bed -and there are no happy tunes I'm going
to the Game Board and entertain myself.
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If a story this sincere hasn't filled us with pride nothing will. I sympathize
with her pain and loss. I hope I had a small part in making caring for her
brother a little easier. Should I not have anyone to tell you who are left when
my D day comes, I hope you feel the same pride for all you have done for me.
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When I grow old I shall wear purple---
Now you've done it.!! Proved I'm old -- Because that is exactly what I have been
doing. Tottery old Myrl!
I'm not old and I do wear purple!! I wore purple pants and sun glasses to
the doc last time.. Granny glasses with purple lens. Anything for a laugh - and
I got some.. I didn't see the poem.
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So that was the scraping squeaky noise I heard outside my window at midnight. I
saw a creepy-looking Hag wearing a black bonnet- could only see her crooked nose
and the missing teeth spaces. Was that you Joan?? -- This sure looks like me, so
I'm assuming you're the culprit.... Love it, Myrl
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Wouldn't you know I would be the first duck (goose) in the
puddle??? I'm all for it, We worry too much and a good
diversion should do us good.
Myrl T.
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"Women are the most agreeable, loving, forgiving creatures on Earth.
Just ask
any one of us--or all of us." Myrl
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My doc was gonna do one of those exams where you're on your knees, right
shoulder and face on the table with your fanny in the air. Well !!!
He
turned his little light on-and I blew a stinkey whistle
in his face. I immediately turned Red from face to feet.
Myrl